Nine Unforgettable Grifts!
Are you looking for unforgettable gifts this Christmas? Sorry, The Asylum can't help, but we do have some grifts you'll never forget!
Fellows who, whether in stocks, politics, bread-stuffs, morals, metaphysics, religion—be it what it may—trump up their black panics in the naturally quiet brightness solely with a view to some sort of covert advantage.1
— Herman Melville, The Confidence-Man: His Masquerade
And who could possibly forget 2022's Grifter of the Year! Methinks he could win this year too!
Transcriptions
Nine Unforgettable Grifts!
Anthony Fauci
with theNIAID Choir and
Special Guests
Hark! The Vaccine Profits Come – w/ Bill Gates
While Congress Watched Their Stocks – w/ Nancy Pelosi
Oh Come, All Ye Grifters – w/ The NGO Symphony Orchestra
Little Grifter Boy – w/ Volodymyr Zelensky
Do They Know It’s Grift? – w/ Joe Biden
I’ll Be Home For 2025 – w/ Federal Employees’ Orchestra
All I Want for Christmas is a Pardon – w/ Biden Family & Friends
Do You Snort What I Snort? – w/ Hunter Biden
What Grift is This? – w/ The Pharma Quartet
Justice!
Donald Trump Is Coming to Town
True high treason!
Do your own research to understand it!
Grifter of the Year
Volodymyr Zelensky & The Spirit of Graft
TIME
Bullshit Issue - Dec. 26, 1984 / Jan. 9, 1984
Propaganda.com
Notes
Melville, Herman, The Confidence-Man: His Masquerade, Oxford University Press, Oxford New York, 1989, p. 63.
On the heels of Santa Joe’s 11-year blanket pardon to chief elf Hunter on Black Friday, Joe returned from the North Pole with a checked-twice list of nearly 1500 bad boys and girls — some of whom were “placed in home confinement during COVID” — was that a crime? I thought we were all placed in HOME CONFINEMENT. Or were these criminals released from prison and confined to their homes?
I’ll tell ya’ one thing, though — it kind’a moots the ‘home for the holidays’ spirit if the ‘home confinement detainees’ were already confined to their home, doesn’t it?
Awesome! It's hard to pick a favorite Griftmas tune from those. But, if I had to, I'd say it's "Do You Snort what I Snort". Even just the word "snort" is funny the more you say it. Sounds kind of like a Scandinavian troll's name.