On the heels of Santa Joe’s 11-year blanket pardon to chief elf Hunter on Black Friday, Joe returned from the North Pole with a checked-twice list of nearly 1500 bad boys and girls — some of whom were “placed in home confinement during COVID” — was that a crime? I thought we were all placed in HOME CONFINEMENT. Or were these criminals released from prison and confined to their homes?
I’ll tell ya’ one thing, though — it kind’a moots the ‘home for the holidays’ spirit if the ‘home confinement detainees’ were already confined to their home, doesn’t it?
Awesome! It's hard to pick a favorite Griftmas tune from those. But, if I had to, I'd say it's "Do You Snort what I Snort". Even just the word "snort" is funny the more you say it. Sounds kind of like a Scandinavian troll's name.
On the heels of Santa Joe’s 11-year blanket pardon to chief elf Hunter on Black Friday, Joe returned from the North Pole with a checked-twice list of nearly 1500 bad boys and girls — some of whom were “placed in home confinement during COVID” — was that a crime? I thought we were all placed in HOME CONFINEMENT. Or were these criminals released from prison and confined to their homes?
I’ll tell ya’ one thing, though — it kind’a moots the ‘home for the holidays’ spirit if the ‘home confinement detainees’ were already confined to their home, doesn’t it?
Awesome! It's hard to pick a favorite Griftmas tune from those. But, if I had to, I'd say it's "Do You Snort what I Snort". Even just the word "snort" is funny the more you say it. Sounds kind of like a Scandinavian troll's name.
Your comment made me laugh out loud. Literally.
😂
How you must have laughed when you chose these time-honored grifts for us!
I confess, I did laugh.