The Asylum Dictionary (abridged)
145 definitions. Oxford has not called me.
A word is dead
When it is said,
Some say.I say it just
Begins to live
That day.— Emily Dickinson
Author's Note: These definitions have been thoroughly and painstakingly researched over the course of many, many years. My sources, must, of course, remain anonymous, but I can assure you that every source is an expert in their field. Expert, I say! There's no need for you to do any of your own research. Trust me.
DEFINITIONS SANCTIONED BY EXPERTS AND FACT-CHECKERS
1
A troublemaker is born
33
Troublemaker eliminated...uh oh.
1492
Beginning of the end for peaceful, loving natives living in complete harmony with their peaceful, loving, native neighbors.
1776
Toxic Masculinity 101
1913
Slavery in America returns — no one notices1
1963
Globalist threat eliminated2
1st Amendment
A threat to Democracy
2016
Hitler elected
2020
Unintended consequences
2024
Hitler elected — again
2nd Amendment
A threat to Democracy
5G
"What? You don't trust us?"
911
Building Demolition Demonstration3
Abortion
Child sacrifice. See also "Pornography"4
Abraham Lincoln
Helped abolish slavery, but still white, so a racist
Artificial Intelligence (AI)
It's under control...01010101...Die Human.5
Alex Jones
How did he know?6
All Wars
Are Banker Wars7
Alligator Alcatraz
Cruel and unusual punishment for rapists and murderers
Ayn Rand
Don't read her books!8
Baby Wipes
Adult Wipes9
Bible
Offensive
Biden
"Let's Go Brandon"
Black on Black Crime
See "Black on White Crime"
Black on White Crime
If it's not reported, it didn't happen. See also "White on Black Crime"
Blackmail
Politics as Usual
Booster Shot
Sheep Test
Bribes
Easier than Blackmail
Bricks, Rocks
Peaceful protest accessories
Build Back Better
Totalitarianism10
Bushes Support Clinton
That's all you need to know
Central Banks
Money for nothing—Interest forever
Chemtrails
Rich morons playing God11
Christianity
Globalist, Marxist, NWO, Leftist Threat12
Climate Change
Climate changes, it always has.13
CNN
Short-Form Propaganda
Communism
Done right, it works. Give us your guns.
Conspiracy Theory
Most likely true. If it's not, it will be.14
Control File
Welcome to Washington D.C.
Controlled Opposition
Ignore the label, look for the truth
Covid 19 "Pandemic"
What happened to the flu?15
Covid Mask
Simple Identification Method16
Covid Vaccine
Bioweapon
Debt
Ball and chain
DEI
Fuck White People
Democrat
Uniparty
Dentists
No cavities, no profit
Depopulation
Vaccines
Disney
Pedophile Employer
Doctors
Drug Pushers17
Domestic Terrorists
Moms reading inconvenient books at school board meetings
Domestic Violent Extremists
Government Critics18
Elites
Wealthy useful idiots
Facebook
Distraction
Fact-Checkers
Thought Police
Fair Elections
A threat to Democracy
Fake News
Sponsored by Pfizer!
False Flag
"Look here! Look here!"
Farm
A quaint, outdated custom
Fearmongering
Globalist Playbook19
Federal Reserve
See "Central Banks"
Free Speech
Outdated
Gavin Newsom
Cartel stooge
Geoengineering
A fancy way to say "Chemtrails"
Globalist
Thinks the Tower of Babel was a good idea
Green Energy
Fire up the generator
Healthy Citizen
Of no use to the Medical Industrial Complex
Hollywood
Follywood
Homeschool
Open Rebellion
Hubris
Globalist. See also "Globalist"
Illegal Immigrant
Criminal
Insurrection
"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."20
January 6
FBI Company Picnic
Jeffrey Epstein
Expendable
Jesus
Needed a career coach. Could have ruled the world.
Judges (liberal)
Political Activists
Lawfare
Not Fair
Liberal
Propaganda Glutton
Literary Classics
Racist
MAGA
Fascists
MAHA
More than expected, less than we hoped
Marxism
See "Communism"
Medical Boards
Pharma Company Enforcers21
Mexican Flag
Wave during U.S. invasion22
Misinformation
Not the Official Narrative
Mostly Peaceful Protests
Invasion
MS-13
Misunderstood, friendly, well-behaved illegal immigrants
MSNBC
Short-Form, Hysterical Propaganda
Myocarditis
IT'S NOT THE VACCINES!!
Nazi Germany
Not related in any way to the Biden years23
New York Times
Pseudo-Intellectual Propaganda
NGO
Money laundering operation
No Kings
No self awareness
Oncologist
No cancer, no profit
Open Borders
Invasion
Pandemic
Wealth redistribution
PBS
Long-Form Propaganda
Peaceful Protesters
Craig's List Responders
Pediatricians
Vaccine Pushers
Pharmaceutical Companies
Drug Cartels
Politicians
Mostly controlled. See also "Control File"
Population Replacement
Open Borders
Pornography
Societal Collapse Mechanism
Processed Foods
Slow-Acting Poison
Propaganda
Hitler used it, but it no longer exists
Psychopath
Globalist. See also "Globalist" & "Hubris"
Psyop
Ask the CIA & Mossad
Realpolitik
How to be a tyrant with a clear conscience24
Republican
Mostly Uniparty
RINO
Not endangered, but should be
Rising Infertility
IT'S NOT THE VACCINES!!
Satanist
See "Globalist"
Shakespeare
White Supremacist
Slave Labor
Open Borders
Smartphone
Tracking Device
Stay-at-Home Mom
Toxic Femininity 101
Sunscreen
Cancer Cream
Television
Propaganda Box
The Atlantic
See "New York Times"
The Great Reset
See "Hubris"
The Epstein List
What Epstein list?
THEY
The Hierarchy Exploiting You25
Traditional Family
Globalist Threat
Trees
Solar Panel Obstructions
Trump
Hitler
Trump Assassination Attempts
What are you talking about?
Tucker Carlson
Fox fired him. That's all you need to know.
Turbo Cancer
IT'S NOT THE VACCINES!!
U.S. Constitution
No longer relevant
Ukraine
Weapon Manufacturers' Goldmine
Universal Basic Income
Carrot on a stick
USAID
NGO Financing
Vaccine Recommendations
Russian Roulette
Vaccines
Pharma Residual Income
Washington Post
Democracy Dies in the Post
WEF
Exclusive club; you ain't in it26
Western Civilization
Too many white people
White Lives Matter
Racist slur
White on Black Crime
FRONT PAGE NEWS!!!!! See also "Black on White Crime"
WHO
Motto: Power, not health
Why So Many Sudden Deaths?
IT'S NOT THE VACCINES!!27
Wind Turbines
Bird Killers
Woke
Indoctrinated Folk
World War III
Started in 1963
X
A threat to Democracy
Notes
The Federal Reserve and Income Tax implemented in the U.S.
JFK assassinated
If you're not convinced, do some research on WTC Building 7.
See my post "Savages!"
"You can forget about trying to stuff the digital genie back into the hard drive case. Every major government in the world is hurtling towards AI dominance at electric speed." — Jeff Childers Black Boxes
Read Alex Jones's book, The Great Awakening.
Read The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged
We should have figured this out a long time ago.
Often called "The Great Reset"
See my post "Chemtrail Blues"
The constant, repetitive attacks on Christianity (and not other religions) by the MSM, Hollywood and others is telling. "Methinks thou dost protest too much."
The Climate Change hoax is simply a tool used by the Globalists to further their agenda.
Start making a list of all the "conspiracy theorists" you need to apologize to
During the Covid 19 plandemic the flu strangely disappeared. Weird.
People are still wearing them.
See my post "Anthem Vaccine Incentive Program Up to $250.00 Per Patient: CHA-CHING!"
"A new report shows that President Joe Biden's FBI and DHS categorized critics of the federal government's COVID-19 policies as 'domestic violent extremists.'" Source
See my book review "The Indoctrinated Brain by Michael Nehls"
If you haven't seen the movie, The Princess Bride...remedy that egregious oversight immediately. Seriously. Stop reading this and go rent that movie.
Read the American Thinker article "Medical board suspends license of doc, asks for psych evaluation for prescribing ivermectin and HCQ for COVID and for public dissent from orthodoxy"
Marketing optics may have been a little off with this strategy.
Joseph Biden, fake U.S. President 2021-2025
Kissinger was a great believer in Realpolitik. See my book review "Tragedy and Hope 101 by Joseph Plummer"
From the book: 180°: Unlearn the Lies You've Been Taught to Believe by Feargus O'Connor Greenwood
Thank you George Carlin
Anything, anything, but the vaccines!
Publish this please in pocket form. :)
Outstanding - Ambrose Bierce for the twenty-first century! (and at least as much deserved)